When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
by TheWordMan December 1, 2013
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People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.
Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021
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