OKURNESSEABJ's definitions

Shunt

Shrively Cunt. That grandma with wrinkles and crinkles that’s so annoying and such a cunt

Omg that grandma is so mean such a Shunt

by OKURNESSEABJ November 29, 2019

Flabbed

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!

Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!

by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

Schrump

Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!

-CREDIT GOES TO GARY JACOBS

What's the name of the dumb shmuck in the oval office? Donald Schrump!

by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020

Cugly

Cute and fugly.

He's so cute but so fugly. He's cugly

by OKURNESSEABJ October 27, 2019

republiCANT

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!

Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Pool Crapper

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019