A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

Stressmas by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

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stressure

A combination of the two words 'stress' and 'pressure'. Being tense or anxious while under a large amount of pressure to perform tasks.

I'm so stressured.

stressure by Ashley0000 November 22, 2010

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Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

Stressarrhea by Autmrane January 29, 2018

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stressure

Someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time

So your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure

stressure by leimrod July 27, 2006

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