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An Alcoholic drink of Zimbabwean origin consisting of Vodka, Soda water and a splash of coke. Served with a slice of lemon and ice and always in a large glass.

Hi barman could i have a stooks special.

Stooks by squirrell1234 October 15, 2013

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Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

Joel Stooks by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

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Stoolstack

Pile of shit, euphemistically.

OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass

Stoolstack by Aguilark April 29, 2012

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Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

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Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

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Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

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Stocksbridge high school

Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.

Have you seen the imbreds that go to Stocksbridge High School

Stocksbridge high school by Orphans March 25, 2019

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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