Stoingler

A stoingler is a spring loaded cock splinter.

Steve got stoinglered while on his vacation to weight watchers with his friend pumba

by Old lady24 December 21, 2022

stingered

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.

"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"

by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

The Stranglers

The Stranglers are a great band. Much talent for creating excellent melodies, have been associated with punk rock, though they themselves and many do not consider themselves punk properly. Also associated with New Wave and Gothic movements, but The Stranglers are definitely in a class of their own, unconstrained by such genre definitions. Their bassist Jean Jacques, has a distinctive sound that has been an influence on all the best bassists. They were known to fight their audiences and win, being originally a pub rock band. Very witty lyrics, more subtle than other bands of their time, such as Sex Pistols.

Whatever happened to all the heroes? All the Shakespearoes? They watched their Rome burn...

Bearcaaaage..

The Stranglers forever!

by Dick Donkeysaber June 17, 2006

Stringer bell

A badass motherfucker from the HBO series The Wire

"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"- Stringer Bell

by prestonatorr December 20, 2010

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

rim stinger

A burning or stinging sensation in or around the rectum after a bowel movement or movements usually caused by ingesting spicy foods or PBR. Commonly affects college students and hairstylists at innnapropriate times.

Thomas: Hey you guys wheres Kim?
Stacey: Oh, she went home early, that last trip to the bathroom left her with a wicked rim stinger.
Thomas: Did she eat something spicy?
Stacey: I think she had some queso and some PBR.
Thomas: She was asking for it!

by tommyboy613 May 19, 2007