Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 05, 2014

Singler

A singler is a person who sings loudly like Adolf Hitler ranting about random crap.

Are you singler? Because you are singing a indescribable amount of decibels.

by RedCows382 July 04, 2023

Singler

A person who desires passionate loving company but who's dreams don't come true

"Face that facts girl, your a singler."

by Dramagurl273 May 12, 2022

Singler

Just a dumb way of saying single as in an item but as a noun.

Can you buy me a t-shirt? Just a singler will do.

by Anzzac July 15, 2019