Stavmitch

Cypriot slang that defines someone as overthinking a specific scenario, to try and come up with a smart solution. In the process of this they will talk continuously, demanding everyone's attention until their desired outcome is met. More often than not, the solution will be completely inadequate for the scenario. This is similar to 'Gutter Rat Mentality'.

He tried winning the round but took a 'Stavmitch' approach and ended up failing miserably, costing the team the game.

Stavmitch by Crookednosedpig December 10, 2023

Statbitch 

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”

Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”

Statbitch by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

Sammitch 

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.

Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.

Sammitch by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

sammitch 

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

sammitch by samnhouston December 19, 2006

stapitchulous 

Ethan Dolan,will you care to explain wtf this word means?
A word used by Ethan Dolan(which probably means scary or amazing)to describe one of their videos.

Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually crazy/spooky/intense/stapitchulous/funny

stapitchulous by distractdolan July 31, 2018

samitch 

Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.

"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"

samitch by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

Starbitch 

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.

"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."

Starbitch by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007