Cypriot slang that defines someone as overthinking a specific scenario, to try and come up with a smart solution. In the process of this they will talk continuously, demanding everyone's attention until their desired outcome is met. More often than not, the solution will be completely inadequate for the scenario. This is similar to 'Gutter Rat Mentality'.
He tried winning the round but took a 'Stavmitch' approach and ended up failing miserably, costing the team the game.
by Crookednosedpig December 10, 2023
Get the Stavmitch mug.A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
by PapaLycan February 22, 2020
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by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010
Get the Sammitch mug.noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.
"give me a bite of that sammitch"
"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???
"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???
"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
by samnhouston December 19, 2006
Get the sammitch mug.Ethan Dolan,will you care to explain wtf this word means?
A word used by Ethan Dolan(which probably means scary or amazing)to describe one of their videos.
A word used by Ethan Dolan(which probably means scary or amazing)to describe one of their videos.
Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually crazy/spooky/intense/stapitchulous/funny
by distractdolan July 31, 2018
Get the stapitchulous mug.Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.
by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003
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