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Statbitch 

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Statbitch by PapaLycan February 22, 2020
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stepmom/stepbitch 

A bitch who has no job except doing some housework and making the stepson feel like a total piece of shit.
Stepmom: (random bitching)
Stepson: I hate my stepmom/stepbitch

slutbitch 

A woman who's sexual morality, and general behaviour is disreputable and offensive.

Popularised by playwright Harold Pinter in his work 'Homecoming'
"A crippled family, three bastard sons, a slutbitch of a wife " - The play's protagonist laments his wife's slutbitchiness
slutbitch by mellifluous September 26, 2010

Seabitch 

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
Seabitch by TMTC October 20, 2008

stapitchulous 

Ethan Dolan,will you care to explain wtf this word means?
A word used by Ethan Dolan(which probably means scary or amazing)to describe one of their videos.
Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually crazy/spooky/intense/stapitchulous/funny
stapitchulous by distractdolan July 31, 2018

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

Starbitch 

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.
"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."
Starbitch by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007