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A poorly drawn Donald Duck who speaks in a broken English. He is a homicidal, bisexual, depraved necrophiliac and sociopath. He is also oddly polite, frequently saying "pls" as he rapes and murders his friends and family. He is always smiling because he does what he loves for a living. He is feared and loathed by all except for the Brolans, his loyal followers. He is classified as a "meme".
...and in other news, another semen-filled headless corpse was found today. On a wall near the crime scene were the words "gooby pls" written in blood. Police have put out a warrant for the arrest of Dolan.
by Rabid Hamster Gun August 06, 2012
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A Dolan is a family from New Jersey with my queen named Cameron and two hot younger boys named Ethan and Grayson who are smoking hot. The parents are the genius' of the family for making those amazing kids
That Dolan kid is the hottest person I have ever known
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A very cute person who just happens to have a twin

Grayson and Ethan Dolan

(All you Dolan Twin fans your welcome
by Dolan twins lover November 06, 2017
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Parody of Donald Duck, includes his friends like Bogs, Gooby, and Daffy. Words are usually mispelled in his comics.
Accualy Dolan.
by d4rkr4in May 20, 2012
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generally irish name; usually attractive, very humorous guys who are always the life of the party
That Dolan is da' bomb! he cracks me up!
by Prince of Knives February 04, 2010
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def. 1 -- a person, generally good-looking, who is always one step ahead of you with a snappy remark. Sometimes, not to your knowledge, dolan will be manipulating you!!! you won't mind...
def. 2 -- intense
"That dolan knew exactly what I was going to say before i said it...and then made fun of me!"

"dolan is a f@*% smart ass...but it's hilarious"

"after talking with dolan I feel like:

a. he was messing with me the entire time

b. laughing at a private joke about me"

by ----axiom---- February 06, 2010
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A person who pisses off large amounts of people because of physical and social insufficiency
"How could you lose that race....they suck!!" -coach
"Don't be so hard on him. He's just a DOLAN" -teammate
by Not a Dolan October 02, 2007
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