Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

Starched

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

by tits` June 28, 2007

Starched

When a female has become uninteresting, stale, and your relationship with her is played out. It may be time to move on if you feel your girl is starched.

“Whatup jit, are you still providing absolutely heinous cock to Bethany?”
“Nah bro she’s fucking starched.”

by Nattywitechips May 4, 2022

Starched

You’re very annoyed, bothered, most commonly while high on marijuana.

Kyle was like totally not vibing dude, you could tell he was real starched

by Cokeboards March 4, 2023

Starched

Describes a person who put a lot of effort into their appearance or outfit. You’re telling them they look good from head to toe.

“Wow, babe! You looked starched at the club last night.”

by Starchyboi June 18, 2025

starched

adjective (starched)
Generally means something is extremely hard/ difficult
verb (starch, starching)
making something as difficult as possible

'damn bro that gd level was starched'

by echelon. April 11, 2026