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Starchie 

A man who has a girlfriend but ask males if they are gay.If you say no the man will ask have they kissed a boy.If you say no he will say do u have a girlfriend. Then if you say yes he will say your 50% gay.If you say I have kissed her,but the man will say you don't know if your gay or not by kissing a boy.Then the man will put on a sexual music then get closer trying to kiss you.
"Damn that guy around the corner has Starchie personality."
Starchie by Crychansun June 17, 2016
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Starchie 

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm
"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"
Starchie by jason September 21, 2004

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starchild-demigod 

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.
The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'
Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.

Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.
The Starchild, although young, has faced many difficult things in their life.

starchitect 

The supermodel of building architects who is well-known by the mainstream and whose work often appears in architecture magazines. He is often commissioned large public projects due to his fame, and typically applies his stylistic signature to all his buildings regardless of the characteristics of the surrounding site and/or neighborhood. He often has a line of home furnishings or household appliances that he licensed and created under his namesake, such as chairs, desk accessories, and even teapots. Examples of starchitects include: Michael Graves, Frank Gehry, Richard Meier, and I.M. Pei.
To boost the publicity, the museum decided to hire a starchitect for its expansion project.
starchitect by Pansy Cheng, R.A. November 6, 2005
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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