stacies

plural noun. A gathering of former cheerleaders, often from New Jersey. Their common bond is that they've all had elective plastic surgery to make up for "God's mistakes."
This term is used in a way similar to "a gaggle of geese," "a herd of deer (heard of deer? of course i've heard of deer)," or "a murder of crows." It should never be used in the context of "A Flock of Seagulls," unless the stacies still have big hair.

stacy 1: oh, hi, stacy!! love your hair!! how's your husband, you know, the guy i used to sleep with?
stacy 2: well hello, dear!! he's just fine, thank you. his rash finally cleared up.
stacy 3: hey girls, i can still fit in my old uniform!!
stacy 4: well, considering you were a size 42 in high school, that's no accomplishment.
stacy 5: now that's enough catty talk from you sluts...i mean, you ladies.
don the waiter: oh hell, another group of stacies. lousy tippers and louder than giant stadium.
ted the bartender: don't sweat it man. besides, stacies are good for a quick one out in the parking lot. all you have to do is tell them how young and gorgeous they look.

by earpuller April 18, 2006

Stacies

Stacie’s are the prototype future clone, that will steal your identity, sleep with your husband, pretend to go on dates with him to start trouble in the house, get you to enter into a divorce, and then take you for all your money, and pretend to be your grandparents new daughter and steal your inheritance. Then sleep with the lawyer and judge to confirm your not getting any assistance.

They use to be scared of Charlie’s and Jody’s, but now everyone fears the Billy’s and the Stacies. Proto women that will stop at nothing to take everything from you weather it’s out of a retirement community, a mobile home park, or a high rise penthouse building. Stacie’s don’t care, all they want is the money and will stop at nothing to get it from your grandparents, even sleep with them.

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

stacies mom

word used to describe someones hot mother.

dude, shes a total stacies mom

by greathelmet May 18, 2011

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

Stacie

A girl so beautiful, it can bring you to tears. Popular and adored by all the boys, but she's only after guys who will treat her perfectly right. She has the perfect smile, eyes, and doesn't need makeup to be the prettiest girl in school. Can make anyone laugh and cry with her large personality. Has lots of friends but always wants to include those who don't. A devoted Christian. Stubborn and isn't afraid to speak her mind. The girl of your dreams. If you're lucky enough to get her, don't let her go.

{See that girl over there? She's radiant. She must be a Stacie}

by Hheheehehe December 16, 2012

spacies

An affectionate nick name for 'Space Invaders', the classic arcade video game from the 1980s.

Madeleine skived off school a couple of mornings a week to play spacies at the local games arcade.

by badteacake May 4, 2010

Stacie

A loving and caring person who puts other people 1st. Loves to laugh and smile over anything and an overall sweet person. Would do nothing to harm or to hurt someone emotionally and physically. Usually a person who can fight you with words and intellectual understanding instead of physical activity. A person who has a musical talent and loves to spread kindness everywhere they go. Usually has a banging body and is slim thick but doesn't think so. Too humble and cute.

Stacie is the sweetest girl I know!

by Bethany_Harold March 14, 2017