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Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy
According to Roland Barthes, starring a text is a process of "separating the blocks of signification", so that the original text is "cut up into the series of brief, contiguous fragments, which we shall call lexias"(p.13, "S/Z", Roland Barthes)
Roland Barthes is starring Sarrasine by Balzac in his essay "S/Z".
starring by polina.v.godz February 20, 2013

Starfishing 

When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"
Starfishing by Fosterb February 10, 2007

blank stairing man 

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!
friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync
blank stairing man by soggy bean April 10, 2020

starfisting 

Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.
"Is Zach done double-spocking his moms yet?"
"Yeah, but he's busy starfisting them now."
v. to fist someone but then open your fist inside the vagina or anus.
I was starring this girl last night.

I got starred last night and I'm worried i won't feel anything anymore.
starring by analfister April 7, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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