biological

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.

biological by allterrain September 16, 2009

biological

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

your biological mother left you

biological by monkeygurad69 March 7, 2022

Biological

A person whose sex assigned at birth aligns with their gender-identity. It means the same thing as the word “cisgender,” but it is used by the group to describe themselves, as opposed to a word used as a label by another group to define an out-group.

That guy’s a biological.

Biological by lambolinguini July 4, 2026

biological symphasis disorder 

A disease in which your brain tells that you don't have to urinate when the bladder is indeed full. Biological Symphasis often results in peeing one's pants.

Person 1: "Dude, Jennifer just pissed her pants!!"
Person 2: "She can't help it, she has Biological Symphasis Disorder"

biological symphasis disorder by CrackHead* July 25, 2009

biological footprint 

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

biological footprint by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

biological clock 

Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

Oi...where's all this hair coming from?
Its your biological clock, man!

biological clock by shinji-kun June 20, 2004

biological clock 

when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.

My friend won't stop talking about how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally went off!!

My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't gone off yet.

biological clock by therealdef124 January 27, 2010