Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.
"Is Zach done double-spocking his moms yet?"
"Yeah, but he's busy starfisting them now."
When engaging in coitus, an individual shoves one's hand up the vaginal canal while simultaneously opening their palm and spreading their fingers within the canal. Usually accompanied by the sudden declaration of "STARFIST!"Extremely painful to the vagina.
A super-hot chic who always gets an A on her paper. Sophies' might first appear to be shy and soft-spoken, but after you get to know them they never shut up. Just make sure to avoid them when they are on sugar rushes. They are also incredibly cool, and always in style.
1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.