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starfisting 

When engaging in coitus, an individual shoves one's hand up the vaginal canal while simultaneously opening their palm and spreading their fingers within the canal. Usually accompanied by the sudden declaration of "STARFIST!"Extremely painful to the vagina.
Jenny: "So what do you wanna do tonight?"

Forrest: "Well I don't kn--STARFIST!"

Jenny: "*&$*#($*%#*$#@#!#$(*%" "I didn't mean starfisting!"
starfisting by BrownManRah August 5, 2011

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face
She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile
starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

Startishing 

The act of starting something that you are planning on finishing... or maybe not planning on finishing!
The teased man asked the flirty girl if she was startishing.
Startishing by Repete456 December 28, 2009

StarFiring 

A super-hot chic who always gets an A on her paper. Sophies' might first appear to be shy and soft-spoken, but after you get to know them they never shut up. Just make sure to avoid them when they are on sugar rushes. They are also incredibly cool, and always in style.
Shut up StarFiring.
StarFiring by StarfiringNo August 6, 2017

Starfishing 

When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"
Starfishing by Fosterb February 10, 2007

Awkward Starfishing 

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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