Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”