Shapping 

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

Shapping by Rozma December 6, 2012

Shapping 

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

Shapping by That guy that has nothing else June 11, 2017

shapping 

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

shapping by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012

Shapping 

To use an app to help you go shopping.

"I found a really great deal when I was out Shapping today!"
"Oh my God, I´ve been Shapping so much that my fingers are soar!"
"Mom, seriously! I can´t talk right now.. Why?? I´m Shapping off course!"

"Dude! I just found a really cool store you need to check out! I discovered it when I was out Shapping and it´s totally awesome!"
"Hey! You got any plans or you wanna go Shapping?.. Hell yeah! Meet you in half an hour"
"Sorry, I can´t come to work today.. I´m going Shapping."

Shapping by Gio123 April 9, 2012

Shapping 

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

Shapping by Shlapping May 1, 2015

Shapping 

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

Shapping by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009

Venue Shopping 

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

Venue Shopping by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023