Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019

shappetite

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.

"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"

by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017

Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

stapleton drive

1) The street that all of the cool kids live on. If you don’t live on stapleton drive, you’re not cool.

I wish I lived on Stapleton Drive, they have such a great dynamic and bond.

by iamcumcut November 29, 2019

Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.

I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!

by Gomiboy June 28, 2009

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008