shappetite

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.

"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"

by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017

shoppette

A convenience store operated by AAFES on U.S. Army and Air Force installations.

I'm going to swing by the shoppette, get some razor blades and a cup of coffee to go.

by tsukudani October 18, 2009

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

Happetite

This word explains the sensational feeling of being hungry and you re so excited to eat.

I had a happetite before I ate chipotle.

by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 23, 2019

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

shappleite

Disciple of Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. A follower. A sheep.

An unquestioning disciple of Steve Jobs preachings, philosophy, laminations, a.k.a. --an Applethinker.

Barnstien had a reverence for his Mac that was unflapable. He was, in fact, a shappleite, of "The Jobs."

by FrankenSteam April 18, 2009

snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.

i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.

by sweetresidue April 28, 2014