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When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning
by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p
"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"
by HarryPython April 16, 2019
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