hawkins

Someone who loves to drink.

hes drinking like a hawkins.

by Jonnor564e7e467 November 19, 2007

hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

by computerscientits April 3, 2017

hawkins

a form of the female species, an extremely hot form, that blows your mind away when u see one!
but also, may suffer from bad farts!

"man, that bitch is hawkins like no other!" or
""dduuuudde, did she jus lay a hawkins!?!"

by pbibby69 January 1, 2008

hawkin'

to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.

"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."

by carr October 23, 2005

the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back

ben did the hawkins on her last night

by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.

wow, we love our hawkinator!!

by [mjuzIk] is love July 6, 2011

the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010