stapledick 

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

stapledick by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

Scapedick 

An individual, group or country singled out for unmerited negative treatment or blame; then accepting the blame, and overly going along with the plan against them to the point of looking like a dick.

Xest: If you look at what happened with the DRM fiasco, we had Don insulting his customers...

UnknowingFool: Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.

Xest: It's hard to imagine Mattrick was a scapegoat given that he implicated himself by defending so rabidly the DRM policies in interviews to the extent of insulting customers. I very much doubt his orders were "Don, go make a dick of yourself in public". I'm pretty sure he managed that all by himself.

NFN_NLN: I think we can all agree we've coined the new term: "scapedick" :)

Crowd: Mattrick was such a scapedick on the XBoxOne DRM issue.

Scapedick by Anonymous Coward 1288712 July 27, 2013

scapedick 

A person who not only takes the blame, whether it is their fault or not, for the miserable failing of an object, but then also insults their customers at the same time.

Some may say that Don Mattrick did an awesome job revealing the Xbox One, but he was nothing more than a scapedick, taking the fall and losing many customers with his ill-mannered banter and insistence that he knows what gamers want.

scapedick by shaggs138 July 26, 2013