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Stapletits 

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning
Stapletits by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.
My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.
stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

stagette 

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011

Starlette 

An amazing person that when she needs to stands up for herself. Starlette is really weird but is an all around good person.
Starlette just beat the crap out of her ex, dang bro she messed her up
Starlette by Heeeyyyyyoooooo December 7, 2018

Worldwide Starlets 

What you become when you form a band and win Battle of the Bands according to Teen Girl Squad.
"Worldwide Starlets get much boys ... or so I have read."
Worldwide Starlets by Scarlett February 2, 2005

Stablett 

a random word for one of thes captcha things. this word nao belongs to miyu freqalien myusik thank yu very much.
stablett is a rad word
Stablett by freqAlien July 7, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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