Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

NOREOLA

Wearing a top without a bra which enables others to see all or part of your areole

Livy fgs your boobs are big enough already without drawing attention to them even more with a see through top and no bra - NOREOLA!

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Smugcination

The feeling of extreme snugness one gets after receiving the Covid vaccine

Isa ‘oi Livy have you seen mum she’s behaving really weirdly - she smiled at someone who walked past her today and didn’t shout at the idiot in the shop wearing his mask under his nose’
Livy ‘yeah classic smugcination - now she’s had the jab she’s like sodden Doris Day’

by Menopausalcow January 14, 2021

Noreola

Wearing a light coloured top with no bra underneath providing a totally unnecessary display of areola

Omg Livy put a soddin bra on - noreola

by Menopausalcow September 25, 2020