4 definitions by Menopausalcow

Smugcination

The feeling of extreme snugness one gets after receiving the Covid vaccine

Isa ‘oi Livy have you seen mum she’s behaving really weirdly - she smiled at someone who walked past her today and didn’t shout at the idiot in the shop wearing his mask under his nose’
Livy ‘yeah classic smugcination - now she’s had the jab she’s like sodden Doris Day’

by Menopausalcow January 14, 2021

Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Noreola

Wearing a light coloured top with no bra underneath providing a totally unnecessary display of areola

Omg Livy put a soddin bra on - noreola

by Menopausalcow September 25, 2020

NOREOLA

Wearing a top without a bra which enables others to see all or part of your areole

Livy fgs your boobs are big enough already without drawing attention to them even more with a see through top and no bra - NOREOLA!

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020