Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.

I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!

Staplecide by Gomiboy June 28, 2009

staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

staplekid by robert niewiera March 9, 2009

Stallicide 

When a public restroom stall is rendered unusable pending thorough disinfectant cleaning, either through odor, residual feces deposits, or a combination of both.

Drone 1: Hey, how did your standing 10:30 meeting go?
Drone 2: Dude, I had to reschedule. Somebody committed stallicide in the handicap bathroom.
Drone 1: HAH! REVENGE IS SWEET, BITCH! NEXT TIME STAY AWAY FROM MY YOGURT!

Stallicide by River Pickles July 24, 2014

stapleizer 

The act of stapleizing something either together or onto something else.

"Nana, can I use your stapleizer to stapleize these papers together?"

stapleizer by Brahgah D January 17, 2025