Stallanese 

A rare language originating from an unknown city probably in British Columbia, Canada. Rumored to have come from one teenager who would say random shit when being asked questions or talked to. The "Stall" in Stallanese probably refers to the fact that the teen would stall efforts to get an answer out of him or to have him be serious, when in the end he was going to inevitably succumb.

Example of Stallanese.

Hey George, we're all here at the theatre and we an extra ticket for The Dark Knight, come down the movie starts in thirty minutes.

"Uhh QQ. QQ".....
..
..."QQ"
......-"Nope I'm scared. I have gingivitis"...


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-"No I can't I have diabetes I need to take my pills"....
....
...
.
...
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-"Okay fine.!"

Stallanese by Babaganousherodd August 20, 2008

Stamanese 

A language used by dancers from Stamaland.

Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen

Stamanese by babyonetime June 23, 2010

Stalkanese

Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.

"Girl yuh listen Stalk Ashley new song ?" , "no girl mi nuh understand Stalkanese"

Stalkanese by ankletwist February 24, 2021

Stallones 

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).

Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."

Stallones by jabeans February 26, 2011

Stallones 

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

Stallones by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

stanlandese 

Refers to the languages spoken by the people in the region of Stanland, which includes Afganistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan

I traveled to Kyrgyzstan recently, but I had a hard time speaking to anyone because I didn't understand Stanlandese

stanlandese by I do stuff sometimes May 7, 2018

Stallonese 

A language spoken by the popular actor Sylvester Stallone. Often is accompanied with subtitles on TV, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. This language was recognized by the masses when the first "Rambo" movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: "that guy's got some major steeze."

Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.

"That man speaks with a major stallonese accent!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."

10 Minutes pass

"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"

Stallonese by Cowlesie June 2, 2008