Stallones

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).

Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."

by jabeans February 26, 2011

Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

Stallones

Chunky rocky bag, no powder, all hard, no wap

Nah u ain't loading that shit in my bubble, save that wap for later..this shit right here, rocky, all Stallones, naint been cut, shit u got, stool softener cut 100, that why bathroom been no vacancy with yo bubbly gut

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Stallone's Law

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

by Dr, No. April 17, 2010