Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.
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A language spoken by the popular actor Sylvester Stallone. Often is accompanied with subtitles on TV, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. This language was recognized by the masses when the first "Rambo" movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: "that guy's got some major steeze."
Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.
Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.
"That man speaks with a major stallonese accent!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."
10 Minutes pass
"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."
10 Minutes pass
"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"
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by enriqueingelsiasxD March 30, 2009
Get the salvanese mug.A rare language originating from an unknown city probably in British Columbia, Canada. Rumored to have come from one teenager who would say random shit when being asked questions or talked to. The "Stall" in Stallanese probably refers to the fact that the teen would stall efforts to get an answer out of him or to have him be serious, when in the end he was going to inevitably succumb.
Example of Stallanese.
Hey George, we're all here at the theatre and we an extra ticket for The Dark Knight, come down the movie starts in thirty minutes.
"Uhh QQ. QQ".....
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..."QQ"
......-"Nope I'm scared. I have gingivitis"...
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-"No I can't I have diabetes I need to take my pills"....
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-"Okay fine.!"
Hey George, we're all here at the theatre and we an extra ticket for The Dark Knight, come down the movie starts in thirty minutes.
"Uhh QQ. QQ".....
..
..."QQ"
......-"Nope I'm scared. I have gingivitis"...
..
...
-"No I can't I have diabetes I need to take my pills"....
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...
.
...
.
-"Okay fine.!"
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