Stallonese 

A language spoken by the popular actor Sylvester Stallone. Often is accompanied with subtitles on TV, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. This language was recognized by the masses when the first "Rambo" movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: "that guy's got some major steeze."

Pronounced (sta-(like Stab)-low-knees) with the Emphasis on Sta.

"That man speaks with a major stallonese accent!"
"whatever, I'm funna kick his ass."
"Bad call dude, that's Stallone himself."
"I can take him."

10 Minutes pass

"Ow. He broke my legs and then yelled at me in Stallonese for like nine minutes!"
"I told you, that man's Stallonese is perfect!"

Stallonese by Cowlesie June 2, 2008

stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Stallone's Law 

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

Stallone's Law by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Hungry Stallone 

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.

Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.

Hungry Stallone by Pat, Fuzzy, Tex, Tony February 4, 2009

frank stallone 

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.

"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."

frank stallone by Tim Merrit July 5, 2006

stallone's law 

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.

Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."

stallone's law by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005