A crippling affliction that causes vomitting, frequent blackouts, multiple organ failure, and in extreme cases sudden death. Salvanella is contracted by attempting to party as hard as Morgan Salvan.
A language created through the act of smashing two words together with dissimilar meanings to create a new fictitious word. Then using said new word in the completly wrong context resulting in mass confusion.
We have restructured our company and departments to promote improved communication. Here is the new "organational" chart. Sabanese
Stalkanese is a languageinvented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.
An improvised language used by Sasha, Girl at the Rockshow, on FOEradio, a radio station powered by GOOM radio. Sashanese includes an word with an -icles, -pants, -ies attached to the end. A common word in this language that is an exception is asplodes, which translates to explodes. The language is rather contagious and you will find yourself thinking in Sashanese. It is commonly spoken by FOEnatics, the fans of FOEradio.
A 15-year-old high school Italian kid who refers to Doom 3's console as a "Cheat Menu". He enjoys spouting out random and sometimes backwards words from his meaningless scumbucket of a mouth. He's worthless. He'll never amount to anything. His opinion doesn't matter. No one likes him. He has no friends. He'll join ROTC.