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Stackjob 

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.
Words you can keep

Stickjob 

Well I don't do sex, but I could give you a stickjob!
Stickjob by The REAL Ratfish April 7, 2008

stankjob 

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.
"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."
stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

smackjob 

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense
I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.
smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006
The art, or act of giving a really naff blowjob with little or no effort put into the actual act.
Guy1: Yeah, your girl sucked me off last night
Guy2: What did you think?
Guy1: Well, it wasn't really sucking, she gave me a true slackjob
Guy2: Yeah, my point exactly, i'll text her now.
slackjob by Ruxxwhor3 February 27, 2009

Stickjob 

When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
"That hooker with half an arm gives 3 dollar stickjobs."
A way to describe a complete idiot. Or someone who does a really dumbass move.
Oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob.
sackjob by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004
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