stockjobbing

An integral component of the bdsm scene. Stockjobbing combines the elegance of a wilderbeast and the spiritual awareness of an insane clown posse "juggalo" to fuse together a sexual act that can not legally be arranged into word format. However, instumental arrangements involving the trombone are explicitly allowed as is the disclosure of the climactic experience involved which is commonly reffered to as the "J-Spot". During such an experience, one is drained of all bodily fluid during and left quivering in a state of pure ecstasy. The extracted fluids are often used as flavour enhances at popular restaurants in dishes such as lamb shanks and casseroles.

Oh man, i gave Dani one hell if a stockjobbing last night.

stockjobbing by rockosmodernwife May 19, 2018

Get merch

Get the stockjobbing mug.

See more merch

sockmobbing

Standing on the corner, minding my own business. Totally not dealing drugs.

From the acronym SOCMOB.

This dude said he was just sockmobbing when Some Guy shot him in the ass... yeah, right.

sockmobbing by danielle tate January 10, 2016

Get merch

Related Words

stockjobbing • sockmobbing

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

Get merch

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

Get merch

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Get merch

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

Get merch

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

Get merch