sackjob 

A way to describe a complete idiot. Or someone who does a really dumbass move.

Oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob.

sackjob by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004

sackjob 

the sucking of a nutsack

my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.

sackjob by bill cosby November 21, 2002

sockjob 

The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!

sockjob by Pontious November 28, 2004

sockjob 

The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.

Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"

sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009

Sockjob 

when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job

Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.

Sockjob by sockwiki June 20, 2010

suckjob

a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'

Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.

Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.

suckjob by ass katchum January 13, 2010

smackjob 

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense

I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.

smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006