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Stickjob 

When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
"That hooker with half an arm gives 3 dollar stickjobs."

stickjock 

1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.
The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.
stickjock by ripper44872 June 11, 2006

Stackjob 

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

stick job 

"I can give you a stick job, but it really hurts"
stick job by OscarMG December 19, 2007

Stick job 

1.where a stick-man puts one hand in the mouth and the other up the anus until they meet.

2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.
stick-man: i can give you a stick job
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant
Stick job by i'mmeobviosly December 21, 2010

stockjob 

When a person gives a handjob with printed tax information
The accountant from last night gave me a Stockjob.
stockjob by Cheers!!!! September 29, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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