stockjob
stockjob by Cheers!!!! September 29, 2017
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sockjob
The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"
Tayshon - "Then what?"
Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"
Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"
Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
Tayshon - "Then what?"
Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"
Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"
Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009
Sockjob
Stackjob
A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Stackjob by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009
Stickjob
When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
Stickjob by Chester the Molester Cocknstuf February 10, 2010
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