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stockjob 

When a person gives a handjob with printed tax information
The accountant from last night gave me a Stockjob.
stockjob by Cheers!!!! September 29, 2017
Words you can keep
The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.
Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!
sockjob by Pontious November 28, 2004

Stickjob 

Well I don't do sex, but I could give you a stickjob!
Stickjob by The REAL Ratfish April 7, 2008
The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009
when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job
Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.
Sockjob by sockwiki June 20, 2010

Stackjob 

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

Stickjob 

When an amputee who has lost his or her arm at least 4 inches below the elbow, jacks a penis in the pit of said elbow.
"That hooker with half an arm gives 3 dollar stickjobs."
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