stockjobber

A common word that's used by the Nexus 4's autocorrect feature to fuck with users.

Can someone please explain to me why my Nexus 4 thinks that "stockjobber" is a more commonly used word than "efficiently"??

by jrayderr September 7, 2013

sockrobber

someone from a disreputable area....
eg.....a scally wag !!!

So & so is a Bootle sockrobber

by ali-sockrobber February 6, 2009

socknobber

That one friend or co worker you have that some how never has socks on. He doesn't have socks on because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, if his nob is throbbing he's grab a sock for a good wank. Any time, anywhere, any sock.

I can never borrow sock from Garrett he is such a socknobber.

by I'mTinyRickkkkk April 25, 2017

stockjobbing

An integral component of the bdsm scene. Stockjobbing combines the elegance of a wilderbeast and the spiritual awareness of an insane clown posse "juggalo" to fuse together a sexual act that can not legally be arranged into word format. However, instumental arrangements involving the trombone are explicitly allowed as is the disclosure of the climactic experience involved which is commonly reffered to as the "J-Spot". During such an experience, one is drained of all bodily fluid during and left quivering in a state of pure ecstasy. The extracted fluids are often used as flavour enhances at popular restaurants in dishes such as lamb shanks and casseroles.

Oh man, i gave Dani one hell if a stockjobbing last night.

by rockosmodernwife May 19, 2018