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The art, or act of giving a really naff blowjob with little or no effort put into the actual act.
Guy1: Yeah, your girl sucked me off last night
Guy2: What did you think?
Guy1: Well, it wasn't really sucking, she gave me a true slackjob
Guy2: Yeah, my point exactly, i'll text her now.
slackjob by Ruxxwhor3 February 27, 2009
Words you can keep
A LAZY, INDIFFERENT PERSON OF LOW AMBITION.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE STILL HASN'T GRADUATED COLLEGE, HE'S BEEN A PART-TIME STUDENT FOR 9 YEARS, WHAT A SLACKJOB.
SLACKJOB by DAVID J. August 30, 2005

Slackjob Special 

A hella gay couple has sex in the shower and while the man has the other dude bent over touching his toes as the man penetrates him, he also makes the dude clean the old jizz off his drain with his tongue
Jim from the library and Tim had a great shower last night, the did the Slackjob Special for the first time!
Slackjob Special by ALFclan March 14, 2009

smackjob 

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense
I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.
smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006

Stackjob 

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.
A way to describe a complete idiot. Or someone who does a really dumbass move.
Oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob.
sackjob by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004
the sucking of a nutsack
my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.
sackjob by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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