Snackjob

1. A vague, intimate act one performs on someone they consider a snack.

2. A job selling snacks.

1. "Yo she was lookin fine, I'm finna give her a snackjob later."

2. "I cannot go out tonight, I gotta go to my snackjob at the Cinemagic."

by Cool guy 1200 June 16, 2018

smackjob

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense

I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.

by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006

Stackjob

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."

Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009

slackjob

The art, or act of giving a really naff blowjob with little or no effort put into the actual act.

Guy1: Yeah, your girl sucked me off last night
Guy2: What did you think?
Guy1: Well, it wasn't really sucking, she gave me a true slackjob
Guy2: Yeah, my point exactly, i'll text her now.

by Ruxxwhor3 February 27, 2009

sackjob

A way to describe a complete idiot. Or someone who does a really dumbass move.

Oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob.

by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004

sackjob

the sucking of a nutsack

my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.

by bill cosby November 21, 2002

shackjob

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

by matthew bates September 11, 2005