shackjob

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

by matthew bates September 11, 2005

SharkJob

A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

shack job

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

smackjob

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense

I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.

by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006

Stackjob

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."

Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009

slackjob

The art, or act of giving a really naff blowjob with little or no effort put into the actual act.

Guy1: Yeah, your girl sucked me off last night
Guy2: What did you think?
Guy1: Well, it wasn't really sucking, she gave me a true slackjob
Guy2: Yeah, my point exactly, i'll text her now.

by Ruxxwhor3 February 27, 2009

sackjob

A way to describe a complete idiot. Or someone who does a really dumbass move.

Oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob.

by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004