stankjob 

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.

"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."

stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

Stackjob 

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."

Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

Stackjob by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009

Standjob 

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

Standjob by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

shankjob by Allen A. September 26, 2007

Stankobate 

When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..

Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!

Stankobate by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017

Stanjob 

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024