stankjob

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.

"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."

by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

Stackjob

A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."

Hey what did you get on your calc final?

I got a 33.

Wow man you really got stackjobbed.

Yeah.

by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009

Standjob

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009

shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

by Allen A. September 26, 2007

Stankobate

When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..

Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!

by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017

Stanjob

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

by bigdongman August 14, 2024