stankjob
A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.
stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016
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Stackjob
A homosexual orgy in which one man lays on his stomach and multiple men lay vertically upon him while orchestrating anal copulation. The bottom man is said to be "stackjobbed."
Stackjob by Merchant of Menace & Patelji March 20, 2009
Standjob
(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.
Standjob by Beauty Salon June 7, 2009
Stankobate
When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..
Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
Stankobate by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017
Stanjob
Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024
Stinkjob
I was supposed to go to my wife’s wedding but the homeless guy offered me a Stinkjob, I couldn’t say no
Stinkjob by DUDERtheschizo August 7, 2026
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