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Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squitarted 

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.
Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

Squintasaurus 

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman
Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!
Squintasaurus by The_Bone June 25, 2021

squirtacular 

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’
squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.
You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!
Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011