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SquirtShit 

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:
Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*
SquirtShit by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011
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SQUIRTRITTO 

The act of being wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito and getting squirted on
Devin and Billy did the squirtritto last night and it felt good.
SQUIRTRITTO by Marsh1107 October 2, 2019

Squitchity 

When something's just not right, a bit "off", itchy and twisted at the same time. Like my daughter's sock when she was 2 years old. "Mom it's all squitchity!" she cried. The word has stuck ever since. It's her word. Even people I work with use it.
I wouldn't go out with that guy! He looks squitchity!
That dress looks a little squitchity on you!
Whoa, your hair is all squitchity today!
Squitchity by Shasta22 March 29, 2015

squatshitter 

A person who squats while shitting. A very cool person who is just built different and knows what the superior way to shit is. Normaly this person is either slavic or a bit crazy.
Bro 1: Yooo bro what are you doing squatting on the toilet?
Bro 2: Bro don't you know? I'm a squatshitter, I'm taking a fat shit rn
squatshitter by TheChosen-Wan December 24, 2020

Squirshies 

A liquid defecation which pastes to the side of one's butt cheek resulting in a half of roll of toilet paper being used to clean the mess
Too much Bean may result to you having the Squirshies.
Squirshies by The Brothers G July 10, 2009

squirtpit 

someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.
"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."
squirtpit by tzarkastic October 15, 2012

squirtarita

1 part tequila and 1 part squirt. It's a poor man's Margarita. Technically it's a simplified version of a classic Paloma, which is Grapefruit Soda, Lime Juice, and Tequila.
I would like a refreshing Squirtarita, por favor.
squirtarita by Rev Jenkins July 11, 2020
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