Squirshies

A liquid defecation which pastes to the side of one's butt cheek resulting in a half of roll of toilet paper being used to clean the mess

Too much Bean may result to you having the Squirshies.

by The Brothers G July 10, 2009

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

squishiel

Only a half a thimble worth of liquid left in a container.

Why did you only leave a squishiel of milk in the fridge, instead of throwing the jug away?

by Dekere Volknoss September 3, 2014

dirty squirties

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022

Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

squishie

A highly vulnerable online role-playing game (RPG) player-character (PC) or non-player-character (NPC). Often has offensive capabilities, but turns into a puddle if substantially hit.

The superhero can blast holes in the walls, but he's such a squishie and dies every time he gets hit.

by cahaya May 19, 2006