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someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.

"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."

squirtpit by tzarkastic October 15, 2012

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squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

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Related Words

squirtpit • squirtpie • SQUIRTRITTO • Squirt it back • squirt patch • squirting • squirbit • Squirtatious • squirtbutton • Squirtiana

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

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squirtpie

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

squirtpie by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

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Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

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squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

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squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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squirtin' like a country goose by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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