squirtpit

someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.

"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."

by tzarkastic October 15, 2012

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

squirtpie

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013