squirtarita

1 part tequila and 1 part squirt. It's a poor man's Margarita. Technically it's a simplified version of a classic Paloma, which is Grapefruit Soda, Lime Juice, and Tequila.

I would like a refreshing Squirtarita, por favor.

by Rev Jenkins July 11, 2020

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

SQUIRTRITTO

The act of being wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito and getting squirted on

Devin and Billy did the squirtritto last night and it felt good.

by Marsh1107 October 2, 2019

Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.

Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.

by phantom one January 3, 2011

Squirtaliate

When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.

Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."

Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"

Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"

by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026