squirtarita
1 part tequila and 1 part squirt. It's a poor man's Margarita. Technically it's a simplified version of a classic Paloma, which is Grapefruit Soda, Lime Juice, and Tequila.
squirtarita by Rev Jenkins July 11, 2020
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Squirtaliate
To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011
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Squirtaliate
When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.
Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Squirtaliate by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026
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