tzarkastic's definitions

squirtpit

someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.

"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."

by tzarkastic October 15, 2012