Squeff 

A term primarily used to determine the difference between amyl-nitrate inhalants used for sex (poppers) or for just getting zonked (squeff).

I am abusing squeff because I am not using poppers to have anal sex.

Squeff by SqueffGoldblum October 7, 2015

squeff 

a person that goes around smelling bicycle seats

Since when have become a squeff?

squeff by TR5PI May 4, 2020

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

Squiffoid 

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

Squiffoid by loulahoula May 26, 2013

Squoffee 

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

Squoffee by corywilkerson December 14, 2008

Squffins 

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

Squffins by dadanimal September 8, 2014

squiffy 

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

squiffy by Anonymous January 13, 2003