Squeff

A term primarily used to determine the difference between amyl-nitrate inhalants used for sex (poppers) or for just getting zonked (squeff).

I am abusing squeff because I am not using poppers to have anal sex.

by SqueffGoldblum October 7, 2015

squeff

a person that goes around smelling bicycle seats

Since when have become a squeff?

by TR5PI May 4, 2020

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

by corywilkerson December 14, 2008

Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003