squelfie 

When you take a selfie with your squad

Shut up and take a squelfie

squelfie by Squelfie Queen November 18, 2015

Squelfie 

When you notice a squirrel right behind you so you take out your phone and take a squelfie with it. A selfie with a squirrel that is close by.

Bob noticed a fat squirrel chilling on the tree behind him so he took his phone out and took a squelfie.

Squelfie by PaulFV May 2, 2018

Squelfie 

When you take a selfie with a nearby squirrel.

Wow, look at that fat squirrel! Quick, let's take a squelfie.

Squelfie by PaulFV March 17, 2018

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

Squelfish by Jefferson June 4, 2020

Squalfie 

(n) A selfie of your squad

- I want to take a picture to remember, this moment
- Just me and you, or with everyone else?
- No, let's make it a squalfie

Squalfie by BetterNotSay September 26, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020