Squails

Squails are bottom feeding ocean roaches that only wish they were a lobster! They can be found in the cold Atlantic waters of the northeastern U.S. and Canada.

People such as lawyers and used car salesmen have been known to be referred to as "squails" since in some regions folks in these occupations are regarded as "bottom-feeders."

"Ambulance-chasing" law firms on tv commercials soliciting litigants; similar to pharmaceutical marketing firms luring people to become patients of unecessary remedies. People of this ilk are squails.

"Listen here, dum-dum. "If you don't smarten up real quick I'm gonna treat you like a red-headed step-squail and knock the icing off your cupcake! "Are we on the same page now?"

by Flatlanderfromhell February 28, 2010

Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
=3

"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

by xtinct2 January 4, 2010

Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010

SQUAIDS

Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS

by Cloud_Strife January 26, 2014

Squalls

When a male has oddly shaped testicles resembling a cube or square

'I went down on this lad last week, he had squalls'

by _suz_ November 30, 2009

Squail

A word derived from the animal "squirrel". Squails are known to be extremely loyal to their fellow squails, saving them from enemies and danger. Squails tend to have a lot of positive, uplifting energy and are very intelligent. They usually run in packs of two, and are often unreceptive of other squails.They are especially disdainful of reptiles. When someone is "squaily" it is not to be confused with "scaly".

You are ugly, boring and you have a bad attitude, I wish that you would be more squaily

by swithanh January 20, 2012