5 definitions by SlimSquaidy
by SlimSquaidy June 17, 2021
Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.
Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.
Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.
Woman: 'Is he okay?'
Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'
Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'
by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021
The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.
Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.
Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.
"I've found the source of Squaids!"
"How?"
"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"
"How?"
"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"
by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021
Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021
Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021